Quick; hurry up and spend someone else's money
On Feb 10th 2009 the house voted 100% (not counting no-votes) to allow a 48 hour breathing period for supplemental appropriations (the stimulus bill) in order to give the public a chance to read/understand and voice back on bills [11]. At 10pm on Thursday Feb 12th, the final stimulus package was made available to the public via their website in PDF format [13]. At 2:24pm the next day on 2/13/09, congress started voting, resulting in a 246/183 final tally in favor of the stimulus package; this was done without a single Republican vote and 7 descending Democrats [12].
The average American adult reads prose text at 250 words per minute [1]. The average acceptable words per page is 250 [2]. The latest Stimulus bill is 1,073 pages [3]. This means that it would take ruffly 18 hours of non-stop reading to read the latest Stimulus package. Now lets factor in that this isn't a romance novel, but instead very dry reading with lots of facts and a lot of handwritten notes in the margin [4]. Lets be emely nice and say even with their vastly superior intelect compared to me, it would take on average 1 minute 30 seconds per page to read the stimulus bill; resulting in ruffly 27 hours of reading time. Now lets factor in 12 hours days, with a 45 minute lunch break, with 4 bathroom breaks of 8 minutes each during the day. Now the bill takes a hair over 3 days to read if it's the only thing you do and you remain completely devoted.
So not only did Congress break their promise to us [again] and not give the public a chance to view this MASSIVE spending bill, but not a single person who voted for this bill could have ever read it. Not a single one even tried to lay claim that they had tried.
Now lets read what President Obama said on November 25th 2008
"In these challenging times, when we are facing both
rising deficits
and a sinking economy, budget reform is not an option. It is an
imperative, We cannot sustain a system that bleeds
billions of taxpayer dollars on programs that have outlived their
usefulness, or exist solely because of the power of a politicians,
lobbyists, or interest groups. We simply cannot afford it. This isn’t
about big government or small government. It’s about building a smarter
government that focuses on what works. That is why I will ask my
new team to think anew and act anew to meet our new challenges.... We
will go through our federal budget – page by page, line by line –
eliminating those programs we don’t need, and insisting that those we
do operate in a sensible cost-effective way. [5]"
Now, not only has President Obama broken his promise to us, but now he is going to sign a bill that he hasn't even read. Is this not a far cry from the change we were told we should expect and the "line by line" we were promised?
During weeks of fear mongering [6][7][8] by our President we are told that if we don't act now and if we don't pass this "stimulus" today, our economy may never ever recover [6]. Of course after it was passed we now have all the time in the world. Matter of fact, why don't we take an expensive weekend trip to Chicago after chiding private companies of doing so [14], to have dinner at a nice restaurant (Table Fifty-Two) [10]. Where one of the co-owners is an ex-personal chef of Oprah and the other is a a large campaign contributor to Obama who was also recently pardoned for deception and forgery by the President's friend Blagojevich hours before being impeached [9]. I guess it wasn't the end of the world after all and we can wait until Tuesday before the bill is signed into law [15]!
Of course this makes me ponder, would it not also make more sense for the economy & environment saving superhero President to just sign the bill in Washington DC? Why is he flying his massive and expensive private plane and spending 10's of thousands on security to go to Denver? Afterall, I hear we are not only just moments away from ending human's time on earth [17], but also in the worst economic times since 1980's, or is it 1970's, no it must be the 1930's now? I can't keep track it keeps changing; as do the facts about each of our past economic depressions...
Here is a SMALL taste of whats in this bill that I can't wait for to kick in. I'm not even going to touch the Digital Health Care Records portion, the new government agency and steps towards socialized healthcare [16], thats a post all on it's own.
- $125 billion for public education including $20 billion for school
renovations and $79 billion to avoid education related layoffs
I would be more in favor of this one if it wasn't be wasted, misguided and if it wasn't in a stimulus bill. You should check out how some of this money us being spent.... wow... -
$27 billion to continue unemployment insurance benefits
Instead of helping companies create more jobs, lets just help people live longer without them -
$8 billion for renewable energies
This will be worse money spent than a hybrid car that you have to drive for 18 years just to break even with the comparable gas vehicle. -
$7 billion for modernizing federal buildings
This one is going to let me hire another employee for my shop. -
$6 billion for mass transit
You know, for things like monorails between LA and Las Vegas that require 5 more years of environmental impact study before it can even be approved. -
$4 billion for community activist programs such as ACORN
I believe this is a specific ear mark and special thanks from the President himself - $650 million for coupons for digital TV conversions
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$400 million for global warming research
WTF, do I need to even say anything on this -
$335 million for STD prevention
This is an economic stimulus package right? Not a grab bag of goodies? -
$50 million for National Endowment of the Arts
The Republican senator responsible for this should be dragged through the streets.
Lets not forget that to avoid one of the ticks of the official ear mark red tag of death. Much of this money is just being given to these groups with no strings and no instructions and certainly not much in the line of restrictions. Also, isn't saying that this bill will either make or save 40million jobs the same as saying this will either work or it won't? I'm slightly confused by the save jobs portion of this statement in regards to it's ties to reality and all things measurable.
[1] Wikipedia.org
[2] Google Answers
[3] NY Times
[4] ABC News
[5] Change.gov or US Budget Watch (change.gov tends to delete things when they can't follow through)
[6] Morning Call
[7] Huffington Post
[8] Free Colorado
[9] Now Public
[10] Sun Times
[11] House.gov - Roll Call 54
[12] House.gov - Roll Call 70
[13] CNN - Jack Cafferty Op-Ed
[14] Review Journal
[15] BizJournals.com
[16] SC Magazine US
[13] Washington Post
choke wrote on 02/17/09 3:07 PM